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    <title>Pumpkin Turkey Chili!</title>
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    <published>2010-10-25T01:36:13Z</published>
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    <summary>Last fall, as has been my habit for many years now, I acquired a couple of Sugar Pie pumpkins, baked them up, and then used my food processor to puree them into that wonderful ingredient known hereabouts as &quot;pumpkin goo&quot;. I say &quot;wonderful&quot; because there are so many truly great dishes you can make with this ingredient (and that are so much better when you make them with fresh, rather than canned, goo). Among our favorites are pumpkin pie, of course (from the unusual stove-top recipe in Joy of Cooking), pumpkin flan (from a Martha Stewart recipe intended for use...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Last fall, as has been my habit for many years now, I acquired a couple of Sugar Pie pumpkins, baked them up, and then used my food processor to puree them into that wonderful ingredient known hereabouts as "pumpkin goo".  I say "wonderful" because there are so many truly great dishes you can make with this ingredient (and that are so much better when you make them with fresh, rather than canned, goo).  Among our favorites are pumpkin pie, of course (from the unusual stove-top recipe in Joy of Cooking), pumpkin flan (from a Martha Stewart recipe intended for use with sweet potatoes), pumpkin cookies (from an amazing recipe we cadged off our good friends down in Portland), and pumpkin bread (assembled, in Frankensteinian fashion, from a whole host of exemplars on the web).</p>

<p>You may notice a unifying theme among these favorites of ours.  Yes, shockingly, they're all desserts; who could have guessed?  Well, last December or so, having made at least one batch of each of these yummies, and still having a substantial remaining supply of goo (did I mention that I try to find the two <i>largest</i> Sugar Pies I can?), I began to fear for our ability to maintain the <a href="http://twitpic.com/gl9zj">svelte</a> <a href="http://twitpic.com/gla5p">figures</a> Kathleen and I had worked so very hard to earn earlier that year.  I felt that it might be very good for us if I could come up with one or more <i>savory</i> goo-consuming dishes.  (The logical alternative, that of <i>not</i> creating so much goo each year in the first place, naturally never occurred to me, then or even now.)</p>

<p>With this savory ambition in mind, therefore, I set off for the den to start roaming the web, looking for ideas.  On my way there, Kathleen (who knew nothing of my goo-inspired intentions) called out to me.  "Hey, sweetie!  I bought some ground turkey this week.  You should look on the web for some fun ways to use it!"  Always up for killing two birds with one stone, I sat down at the computer and typed in the search terms "pumpkin ground turkey", just to see if anything showed up.</p>

<p>Oh. My. God.</p>

<p>Go ahead, <a href="http://www.bing.com/search?q=pumpkin+ground+turkey" target="_blank">try it yourself</a>.  Suffice to say, though, that we were not the first to consider combining these ingredients.  On that occasion, literally <i>all</i> of the top 20 hits were for various forms of turkey pumpkin chili.  I quickly recovered from my surprise and started digging into this motherlode of potential inspiration, printing out several of the more interesting-sounding recipes, gathering ideas one by one, and starting down what turned into an all-winter-long obsessive quest for the perfect turkey pumpkin chili recipe.</p>

<p>Lucky for you (and for us, of course), I found it.  No, really.  And I'm prepared to share it below, after boring you for a bit longer with some of the lessons learned along the way.</p>

<p>The first leg of my journey to chili enlightenment centered around the turkey itself.  There are a few obvious approaches to getting the meat.  The first one I tried, as mentioned, was browning ground turkey; this was a failure in the texture department: I like my chili to be chunky, chewy, stewy, and thick, but ground turkey simply won't hold together enough to fight back.  Instead, it turns into an amorphous soup of little tiny turkey granules, floating through the rest of the ingredients.  Scratch that.  Next, I tried the lowest-effort approach: I broiled a bunch of turkey breasts for about 10 minutes a side, let them cool a bit, and then easily cut them into bite-sized morsels.  The texture problem was fixed, but now the taste was disappointingly boring: the browned ground turkey had had a nice touch of that lovely caramelization that only the skillet can provide, and I really missed it.  I thus was backed into a corner: there just isn't any way around it, you need to cut up the raw, deboned turkey (I find it much easier to use my kitchen shears for this, rather than even a sharp knife) and then brown it before putting it into the chili pot.  Don't try to brown too much at a time, or you'll just end up steaming the meat instead of searing it and then you might as well have broiled it in the first place.  Browning in smallish batches, with plenty of air-gap between the chunks, takes a bit longer, but it's the only technique that really delivers the goods.</p>

<p>The rest of my key learnings take much less time to explain.  I might not have thought of it myself, but one or two of the recipes I found that day last winter included what turns out to be a really important addition: frozen corn.  I don't put in a whole lot of it, but you end up with one or two kernels per bite, and it gives you this little crunchy burst of sweetness that I find very pleasurable indeed.  The other key secret concerns the spicing: I use as much unsweetened cocoa powder as I do chili powder, and it completely transforms this dish; the result is a rich, dark brown bundle of flavor that goes on forever, warming you all the way down to your toes and making that winter weather outside matter just a little bit less.  You've <i>got</i> to try this with the cocoa powder.</p>

<p>The final point of experimentation concerned the liquids.  Mostly, this chili gets its moisture from the pumpkin goo, which doesn't so much give you an actual taste of pumpkin as it lends the dish a kind of earthy flavor and texture that ties the whole thing together wonderfully.  That's not quite enough liquid, though, so I tried not draining the cans of beans and tomatoes, but that was much too thin; the perfect compromise came from draining the beans fully but <i>not</i> draining the tomatoes.</p>

<p>The recipe below makes about eight cups of chili, or about four bowls the way we serve them in our household.  That is, of course, an absurdly small amount of payoff for the effort, so I usually make a triple batch, which completely fills my big eight-quart pot.  That fits reasonably well in the fridge and keeps us comfortably "in the chili zone" for a couple of weeks or so.</p>

<p>1.25 lb. boneless, skinless turkey meat<br />
1.25 c. chopped celery or onions<br />
1.25 c. diced carrots or peppers<br />
1 Tbsp. minced garlic<br />
1 28-oz. can chopped/diced tomatoes (UNdrained)<br />
2 c. pumpkin puree (or 1 16-oz. can)<br />
1 15-oz. can black beans, drained<br />
1/2 c. frozen corn<br />
1 Tbsp. chili powder<br />
1 Tbsp. cocoa powder<br />
2 tsp. cumin<br />
1 tsp. cinnamon<br />
1 tsp. oregano<br />
1/2 tsp. black pepper<br />
1/2 tsp. salt</p>

<p>Per bowl:<br />
a sprinkling of shredded cheese<br />
a dollop of Greek yogurt</p>

<p>I brown all of the turkey first, and then reuse the pan to lightly saute the raw veggies.  (Kathleen can't eat onions, and doesn't like peppers, so I use celery and carrots instead, which works better than you might imagine.)  I don't want to "use up" the potency of the garlic in the skillet, so I only add that to the dish once it's in the pot, along with all of the rest of the ingredients.  I simmer the chili for two or three hours, depending on how hungry we are and how much I underestimated how long all of the prep would take.  Like all stews and other chunky-style soups, this tastes better after it spends a night in the fridge mingling all of the flavors together (but it's not too shabby that first night, either).</p>

<p>I hope you try this recipe and enjoy it.  Please write a comment and let me know how it turns out for you (or suggest your own ideas for making it even better)!</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Curried Chicken Salad</title>
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    <published>2009-08-22T23:06:11Z</published>
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    <summary>While on our recent vacation down to San Francisco and Ashland, my stomach got to rumbling every time I saw curried chicken salad at a grocery store. It was, indeed, yummy, so I decided to try making some of my own. The variety across all of the zillions of recipes I found on the web convinced me to just take my own stab at it, with the intention of playing around with the recipe each time, eventually (and asymptotically?) homing in on Pavel&apos;s Favorite Curried Chicken Salad. I just finished making the first batch, and while I&apos;m waiting 24 hours...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>While on our recent vacation down to San Francisco and Ashland, my stomach got to rumbling every time I saw curried chicken salad at a grocery store.  It was, indeed, yummy, so I decided to try making some of my own.  The variety across all of the zillions of recipes I found on the web convinced me to just take my own stab at it, with the intention of playing around with the recipe each time, eventually (and asymptotically?) homing in on Pavel's Favorite Curried Chicken Salad.</p>

<p>I just finished making the first batch, and while I'm waiting 24 hours for the flavors to combine and settle before judging its success, I thought I'd revive this blog with the first-iteration recipe:</p>

<p>3 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breast, cooked and diced<br />
1 cup plain Greek yogurt<br />
1/4 cup deli mustard<br />
3 stalks celery, finely chopped<br />
1/4 cup slivered almonds, chopped a bit finer<br />
1.5 oz. raisins (i.e., one mini-box)<br />
2 Tbsp. crushed garlic<br />
3 tsp. curry powder<br />
1/2 tsp. cumin<br />
1/2 tsp. ginger</p>

<p>Combine the yogurt, mustard, garlic, and spices in a small bowl, mixing them together well.  Put the chicken in a large bowl with plenty of room for further mixing, and then add the yogurt mixture and stir well.  Add the celery, raisins, and almonds, and mix everything together thoroughly.  Store in the fridge for several hours (or overnight) before serving.  Yields about 55 oz., or 9 servings of about 6 oz. each.  Nutrition per serving: 256 calories, 7.6g fat, 6.8g carbs, 0.5g fiber, 3.9g sugars, 40.4g protein.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Twisty Neighborhood</title>
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    <published>2007-10-21T22:31:56Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-21T22:35:05Z</updated>
    
    <summary>While Kathleen and I were taking our daily one-mile walk &apos;round the &quot;block&quot; just now, a car pulled up alongside us. The driver leaned out and asked, a little plaintively, &quot;How do we get to the main street and get out of here?&quot; The streets around our neighborhood are a bit maze-like......</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>While Kathleen and I were taking our daily one-mile walk 'round the "block" just now, a car pulled up alongside us.  The driver leaned out and asked, a little plaintively, "How do we get to the main street and get out of here?"</p>

<p>The streets around our neighborhood are a bit maze-like...</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Entrepreneurship</title>
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    <published>2007-09-04T05:09:05Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-02T02:24:37Z</updated>
    
    <summary>A lot of people, when they learn that I co-founded a company, and that the company was eventually acquired by Microsoft, tell me that I must be a real entrepreneur. The whole start-up thing certainly was an undertaking, to refer to the original French meaning of the word, but since I wasn&apos;t the CEO of the company, or even directly involved in a sales or marketing position, it somehow just didn&apos;t feel all that entrepreneurial to me at the time. Now, however, I do feel like I&apos;m engaging in a bit of real entrepreneurship: I&apos;ve decided to start trying to...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A lot of people, when they learn that I co-founded <a href="http://www.placeware.com">a company</a>, and that the company was eventually acquired by <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2003/apr03/04-30PlaceWareFinalPR.mspx">Microsoft</a>, tell me that I must be a real <a href="http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/entrepreneur"><i>entrepreneur</i></a>.  The whole start-up thing certainly was an <i>undertaking</i>, to refer to the original French meaning of the word, but since I wasn't the CEO of the company, or even directly involved in a sales or marketing position, it somehow just didn't feel all that entrepreneurial to me at the time.</p>

<p>Now, however, I <i>do</i> feel like I'm engaging in a bit of real entrepreneurship: I've decided to start trying to sell some of my mechanical puzzles online.  As of a few weeks ago, I have officially registered the trade name "<a href="http://www.pavelspuzzles.com/">Pavel's Puzzles</a>" with the state of Washington, paid for a business license, and set up <a href="http://www.pavelspuzzles.com/">a new blog that's also my storefront</a>.</p>

<p>I'm using the free PayPal-supplied shopping cart service, which makes it really easy to put "Add to Cart" and "View Cart" buttons on the website and, of course, to take credit-card payments from buyers.  I'm even dipping my toe into the world of online advertising, using the <a href="http://www.projectwonderful.com/">Project Wonderful</a> ad-placement auctioning system.  As I type this, I have (very simple) ads running right now on two web-comic sites: <a href="http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php">Girl Genius</a> (a favorite of mine with lots of hits) and <a href="http://ubersoft.net/">Help Desk</a> (a cost-effective mid-volume site I found via Project Wonderful's search tool).  I've had the ads up for a day or two now, and I'm getting a steady trickle of click-throughs at an ad cost of about a penny per click.  (Mind you, I haven't had any of those click-throughs convert to an actual sale yet, but I've got a long list of rationalizations about that...)</p>

<p>Of course, this isn't in any danger of replacing my <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/">day job</a>; it's just a fun way to explore the world of DIY entrepreneurship in the context of my most active hobby.  Still, there is a certain thrill to the whole thing right now.</p>

<p>Anyway, head on over and <a href="http://www.pavelspuzzles.com/">check out my store</a>, and help support yet another new small business!</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Don&apos;t Mess with Our Chocolate!</title>
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    <published>2007-04-20T18:01:02Z</published>
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    <summary>There&apos;s an insane proposal to the FDA to allow manufacturers to use hydrogenated vegetable oils instead of cocoa butter and various &quot;milk substitutes&quot; instead of milk and still call the resulting concoction &quot;chocolate&quot;. The deadline for feedback to the FDA is April 25th, less than a week from now. Educate yourself at dontmesswithourchocolate.guittard.com and then send your comments to the FDA to keep this terrible idea from being accepted....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>There's an insane proposal to the FDA to allow manufacturers to use hydrogenated vegetable oils instead of cocoa butter and various "milk substitutes" instead of milk and still call the resulting concoction "chocolate".  The deadline for feedback to the FDA is April 25th, less than a week from now.  Educate yourself at <a href="http://dontmesswithourchocolate.guittard.com">dontmesswithourchocolate.guittard.com</a> and then <a href="http://dontmesswithourchocolate.guittard.com/howtohelp.asp">send your comments to the FDA</a> to keep this terrible idea from being accepted.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Virtual Catharsis</title>
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    <published>2006-11-29T21:02:47Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-29T21:04:44Z</updated>
    
    <summary>This was vastly more satisfying than I expected. No, really....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf">This</a> was vastly more satisfying than I expected.</p>

<p>No, really.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>A reprise and an inspiration</title>
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    <published>2006-06-25T21:24:09Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-20T18:09:11Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Returning to the subject of my very first blog enty, Kathleen and I went back to the Harvard Exit yesterday, to see the new crossword-puzzler documentary Word Play with our friends Natasha and Norman. It was a fine and beautiful day, if a bit on the warm side, and all was going fine driving there until we hit the police roadblock at 10th Ave. and E. Highland Dr. Apparently, we were wrong: the Raise Your Voice March, part of Pride weekend, was not going to be limited to the southern end of Broadway. It took us a while, but we...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Returning to the subject of <a href="http://www.keltis.us/blog/archives/2004/09/a_night_out_in.html">my very first blog enty</a>, Kathleen and I went back to the <a href="http://www.landmarktheatres.com/Market/Seattle/HarvardExitTheatre.htm">Harvard Exit</a> yesterday, to see the new crossword-puzzler documentary <a href="http://www.wordplaythemovie.com/"><i>Word Play</i></a> with our friends Natasha and Norman.  It was a fine and beautiful day, if a bit on the warm side, and all was going fine driving there until we hit the police roadblock at 10th Ave. and E. Highland Dr.  Apparently, we were wrong: the Raise Your Voice March, part of Pride weekend, was <i>not</i> going to be limited to the southern end of Broadway.  It took us a while, but we finally backtracked enough to find a way down to the near vicinity of the theater, only to discover that (duh) it was all parked up solid.  It turns out, though, that you can pretty easily find a parking spot on the street that only costs $35, paid to the municipal court system...</p>

<p>Anyway, the Harvard Exit remains a very comfortable place to see a movie, and the cafe across the street, <a href="http://www.joebar.org/">Joe Bar</a>, has changed their ways and now sells both sweet and savory crepes in the evenings.  On the negative side, though, Joe Bar no longer appears to offer their "PB &amp; J" crepe (formerly served with a glass of milk), so I never got to try out that delicacy.</p>

<p>The movie centers around <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Shortz">Will Shortz</a>, the crossword-puzzle editor at the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/">New York Times</a>, and various contenders in the annual <a href="http://www.crosswordtournament.com/">American Crossword Puzzle Tournament</a>.  It's a fun, quirky look at some really fun, quirky people and their passion for puzzles.  The latter third of the movie gives good feel for the action and the ambience at the championships and the twists and turns of final rounds are surprisingly exciting.</p>

<p>Inspired by the movie, I suppose, I didn't skip over the Sunday Times crossword puzzle in the paper this morning.  I'd never tried any of the NYT puzzles before, let alone the hardest one of the week, but somehow I couldn't resist attempting it.  At first, as I slowly worked my way down the Across clues, looking for any that I could fill in (in pencil, I admit: I'm not <em>totally</em> rash), I began to despair: I could only fill in maybe half a dozen answers, and I wasn't particularly sure of some of those.  I got a couple Down answers right off, though, and that opened up the upper-left corner, and that led to the answer to the first of the "theme" clues, and finally I was making real progress.  I'm pleased to say I finished the puzzle in pretty good form, with only a few answers that I didn't understand (who knew there was a "Brooklyn-born rapper" named NES?), after about 45 minutes of work.  Along the way, there were several wonderful groaners ("German crowd?" was DREI), some very nice bits of misdirection ("Tower, often" was REPO MAN), and of course a fun theme (recontextualized advice from "Dear Old Dad").</p>

<p>Boy, standard crosswords have certainly changed while I've been off focusing on cryptics!  I may just have to check out this Sunday puzzle next week, too.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Keeping its head while your child is losing theirs</title>
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    <published>2006-04-12T20:56:04Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-22T17:46:54Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Oh. My. God. Topic 357 in the IRS&apos;s collection of tax writings is entitled &quot;Tax Information for Parents of Kidnapped Children&quot;. No, really, it is. Don&apos;t let your own family kidnap your kid: if they do, you can&apos;t claim him or her as a dependent any more. It&apos;s important to keep your mind on the big picture in such a stressful situation. Certainly the IRS is. (From a nice piece by Benjamin R. Cohen in The Morning News, whose Tournament of Books ends tomorrow.)...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Oh.  My.  God.</p>

<p>Topic 357 in the IRS's collection of tax writings is entitled "<a href="http://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc357.html">Tax Information for Parents of Kidnapped Children</a>".</p>

<p>No, really, it is.</p>

<p>Don't let your own family kidnap your kid: if they do, you can't claim him or her as a dependent any more.  It's important to keep your mind on the big picture in such a stressful situation.  Certainly the IRS is.</p>

<p>(From <a href="http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/spoofs_satire/hoping_for_a_safe_return.php">a nice piece by Benjamin R. Cohen</a> in <a href="http://www.themorningnews.org/">The Morning News</a>, whose <a href="http://www.themorningnews.org/tob">Tournament of Books</a> ends tomorrow.)</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The &quot;March Madness&quot; of Modern Literature</title>
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    <published>2006-03-21T23:31:39Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-22T17:47:08Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Generally speaking, I don&apos;t pay much attention to the major book awards. The Pulitzers and its brethren (with the possible exception of the Newbury medal) just don&apos;t seem any more relevant to me than who Oprah&apos;s picked for this month&apos;s club. All that changed this afternoon when I came across a new exception to this rule and realized that part of what made those awards boring was that we only get to see the results, not the process that led to those decisions. The process is the fun part, of course, and the online magazine The Morning News understands that....</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Generally speaking, I don't pay much attention to the major book awards.  The Pulitzers and its brethren (with the possible exception of the Newbury medal) just don't seem any more relevant to me than who Oprah's picked for this month's club.</p>

<p>All that changed this afternoon when I came across a new exception to this rule and realized that part of what made those awards boring was that we only get to see the results, not the process that led to those decisions.  The process is the fun part, of course, and the online magazine <a href="http://www.themorningnews.org/"><em>The Morning News</em></a> understands that.  For their <a href="http://www.themorningnews.org/tob/">Tournament of Books</a>, just beginning its second incarnation, the process is entirely transparent, completely out in the open, and promising to be a lot of fun.</p>

<p>They, with some help from their readers, have chosen 16 widely hyped books from 2005 and laid them out in classic atheltic <a href="http://www.themorningnews.org/tob/TMN-ToB2006_Brackets.pdf">tournament brackets</a> for a cascading set of one-on-one, <em>mano a mano</em>, no-holds-barred faceoffs with each contest's winner advancing into the next round.  Each weekday, starting today, the results of one pairing are announced via a short essay by that competition's pre-chosen judge.  There's even a kind of play-by-play commentary by the Tournament's chairman, author and <em>TMN</em> contributing writer Kevin Guilfoile.</p>

<p>Pavel sez, "Check it out!"  As the website proudly proclaims, "the Tournament of Books brings the bloodlust so lacking in the publishing world's awards."  Who among us couldn't get into a little literary bloodshed?</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>How low can you go?</title>
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    <published>2006-03-17T19:13:22Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-22T17:47:22Z</updated>
    
    <summary>I would never have guessed that a web site could be as truly, deeply, unintentionally-but-awesomely bad as http://www.globalaigs.org. No, really. Trust me on this one. You have to experience it to believe it, that&apos;s how incredible it is. (You&apos;ll need both Flash and a sound card to ... appreciate ... the site. Thanks to David Nichols for the pointer to this compendium of bad sites, which naturally had to include that one.) You were warned....</summary>
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        <name>Pavel</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I would never have guessed that a web site could be as truly, deeply, unintentionally-but-<i>awesomely</i> bad as <a href="http://www.globalaigs.org">http://www.globalaigs.org</a>.</p>

<p>No, really.  Trust me on this one.  You have to experience it to believe it, that's how incredible it is.</p>

<p>(You'll need both Flash and a sound card to ... appreciate ... the site.  Thanks to David Nichols for the pointer to this <a href="http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/worst-web-design-featured-on-web-pages-that-suck-in-2005.html">compendium of bad sites</a>, which naturally had to include that one.)</p>

<p>You were warned.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Finally, the recognition I deserve...</title>
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    <published>2006-03-15T07:20:32Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-22T17:47:58Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Back in September, when I upgraded the blog to the new version of Movable Type, I noticed that they&apos;d added support for moderating TrackBacks, so I decided to try enabling them. It would be fun, I thought, to see all the interesting sites where other people were linking back to my blog. Heh. And thus was I introduced to the concept of TrackBack spam. I was, by then, already pretty familiar with comment spam; indeed, the support in the new version of Movable Type for semi-automatically dealing with junk comments was a major reason why I made the upgrade. That&apos;s...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Back in September, when I <a href="http://www.keltis.us/blog/archives/2005/09/a_new_look.html">upgraded the blog</a> to the new version of Movable Type, I noticed that they'd added support for moderating TrackBacks, so I decided to try enabling them.  It would be fun, I thought, to see all the interesting sites where other people were linking back to my blog.</p>

<p>Heh.</p>

<p>And thus was I introduced to the concept of TrackBack spam.  I was, by then, already pretty familiar with comment spam; indeed, the support in the new version of Movable Type for semi-automatically dealing with junk comments was a major reason why I made the upgrade.  That's worked out reasonably well, actually, and the same machinery also manages junk TrackBacks, so it's really just a question of going into the admin interface every once in a while to clear out all of the junk it's automatically quarantined for me.</p>

<p>Last night, after posting about the <a href="http://www.keltis.us/blog/archives/2006/03/cats_do_the_dar_1.html">funny cats video</a>, I decided to do some junk cleanup.  It had been a little while since the previous scrub, so there were about 150 junk comments stacked up and about 250 junk TrackBacks.  As usual, I skimmed through the two lists fairly carefully, making sure that everything there was really junk.  But last night, for the very first time since I enabled TrackBacks, there was actually <a href="http://www.keltis.us/blog/archives/2006/02/mount_tee_rises.html#trackback">a real one</a> buried in the middle of the junk!  Somebody somewhere had actually both linked to an entry on my blog and used blogging software that bothered to tell me about it via the TrackBack mechanism.</p>

<p>Lia, from <a href="http://www.cheesedip.com">cheesedip.com</a>, had somehow come across my Mount Tee posting, been ... impressed? ..., and linked to me.  Here's the best part, though: she didn't just say, "Wow, that dude has one heck of a lot of T-shirts!"  No, indeed!  Lia, obviously being a person of penetrating discernment, recognized my true nature.  She has named me, truly, "<a href="http://cheesedip.com/2006/02/23/the_imelda_of_tshirts.php"><strong>the Imelda of T-shirts</strong></a>"!</p>

<p>What a great title!  Now I just need to get that printed on a shirt...</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Cats do the darnedest ...</title>
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    <published>2006-03-14T07:23:09Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-22T17:48:08Z</updated>
    
    <summary>This video arrived as an email attachment today and I thought it amusing enough to be worth passing along in a less server-resource-intensive manner. Judging from the laugh track, this is captured from some &quot;funniest home videos&quot; kind of television show. The first segment will be familiar to anyone who&apos;s been visiting long enough to remember the &quot;why sumo is better than karate&quot; posting, but the rest of it was new to me. I think my favorite is the second-to-last segment; I can so imagine our own cats doing that. If you&apos;ve got some cute, or funny, or otherwise good...</summary>
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        <uri>http://www.pavelspuzzles.com/</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.keltis.us/blog/images/funnycats.wmv">This video</a> arrived as an email attachment today and I thought it amusing enough to be worth passing along in a less server-resource-intensive manner.  Judging from the laugh track, this is captured from some "funniest home videos" kind of television show.</p>

<p>The first segment will be familiar to anyone who's been visiting long enough to remember <a href="http://www.keltis.us/blog/archives/2005/11/why_sumo_is_bet.html">the "why sumo is better than karate" posting</a>, but the rest of it was new to me.  I think my favorite is the second-to-last segment; I can <u>so</u> imagine our own cats doing that.</p>

<p>If you've got some cute, or funny, or otherwise good video of cats, feel free to send it along.  Obviously, I'm a glutton for this kind of thing, so I might as well admit it and get on with just enjoying it.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Mount Tee Rises Again!</title>
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    <published>2006-02-20T07:15:29Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-22T20:38:22Z</updated>
    
    <summary> It was only late last April that I previously laundered all of my actively worn T-shirts, but like clockwork, every nine months or so, the necessity comes back around on the guitar. So it was that, for the past week, I&apos;ve been running over a dozen loads through the machines and, more tediously, folding, folding, folding. I&apos;m pretty pleased, though: after starting the laundry loads Sunday night, I managed to finish up all of the folding on Friday night, while watching the DVDs of Brideshead Revisited that we checked out of the local library. Nothing like a long, slow-moving...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<div style="float:right; margin-left:10px; margin-bottom:10px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/pavelcurtis/101408122/" target="_blank" title="Mount Tee"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/34/101408122_5944204639_m.jpg" alt="Mount Tee" style="border: solid 2px #0000FF;" /></a></div>

<p>It was only <a href="http://www.keltis.us/blog/archives/2005/05/folding_tshirts.html">late last April</a> that I previously laundered all of my actively worn T-shirts, but like clockwork, every nine months or so, the necessity <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000002KOA">comes back around on the guitar</a>.  So it was that, for the past week, I've been running over a dozen loads through the machines and, more tediously, folding, folding, folding.  I'm pretty pleased, though: after starting the laundry loads Sunday night, I managed to finish up all of the folding on Friday night, while watching the DVDs of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005JLG2"><i>Brideshead Revisited</i></a> that we checked out of the local library.  Nothing like a long, slow-moving English drama to move the process along nicely.</p>

<div style="float:left; margin-right:10px; margin-bottom:10px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/pavelcurtis/101408100" target="_blank" title="Mount Tee"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/27/101408100_6141b65098_m.jpg" alt="Mount Tee" style="border: solid 2px #0000FF;" /></a></div>

<p>The count this time was 259, roughly evenly split between the whites/greys/neutrals (122) and the other colors, including black (137).  Well, that was the count before Kathleen made me sit down and go through all of the piles to make sure that they were all shirts I still enjoyed wearing.  She was right, as usual: we ended up finding 13 shirts (about 5%) that were either ugly, boring, inexplicable, or some combination of the three.  (Why, for example, did I have a "train with the insane" shirt from 24-hour Nautilus, even though I've never been there?)</p>

<p>So, really, I now have "only" 246 shirts in active rotation, so I guess I'll be right back where I started last Sunday, loading shirts into the washing machine, in only about eight months from today.  Sigh.  Just in time for Halloween, I guess...</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Multi-Touch Interaction Video</title>
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    <published>2006-02-09T22:12:20Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-22T20:38:22Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Imagine a drafting-table-sized computer monitor that is touch-sensitive and allows more than one finger to be used at a time (kind of like having more than one mouse, but easy to use because they&apos;re your fingers). Imagine all of the cool, intuitive user-interaction styles you could support. Now stop imagining it and see the future now. This video, copied from the Multi-Touch Interaction Research website at NYU (which is currently being hammered with traffic, making it hard to get the video from there directly) shows a wide variety of very slick demos using such an interaction surface. I think my...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Imagine a drafting-table-sized computer monitor that is touch-sensitive and allows more than one finger to be used at a time (kind of like having more than one mouse, but easy to use because they're <i>your</i> fingers).  Imagine all of the cool, intuitive user-interaction styles you could support.</p>

<p>Now stop imagining it and see the future now.  <a href="http://www.keltis.us/blog/images/multitouchreel.mp4">This video</a>, copied from the <a href="http://mrl.nyu.edu/~jhan/ftirtouch/">Multi-Touch Interaction Research website</a> at NYU (which is currently being hammered with traffic, making it hard to get the video from there directly) shows a wide variety of very slick demos using such an interaction surface.  I think my favorite is the virtual Lava Lamp that lets you play around with the floating lava blobs...</p>

<p>(Thanks to the <a href="http://www.applegeeks.com/blog_archive/view.php?id=1362">AppleGeeks blog</a> for pointing this out.)</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Alright already: Veronica Mars, too!</title>
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    <published>2006-02-04T22:23:24Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-22T20:38:22Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Melissa and Lynn objected to my not including Veronica Mars in my recent list of TV shows I love. I was trying to narrow my lists to things that people might find surprising or intriguing; that&apos;s why I didn&apos;t include any of the TV shows we&apos;re actually watching right now. That list would include Veronica Mars, Alias, Lost, West Wing, Commander in Chief, Battlestar Galactica, Smallville, and 24. That&apos;s the things we watch together. By myself, I also watch what Kathleen calls &quot;guy stuff&quot; (Mythbusters, New Yankee Workshop, This Old House, and The Woodwright&apos;s Shop) along with the occasional episode...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Melissa and Lynn objected to my not including Veronica Mars in my recent list of TV shows I love.  I was trying to narrow my lists to things that people might find surprising or intriguing; that's why I didn't include any of the TV shows we're actually watching right now.  That list would include Veronica Mars, Alias, Lost, West Wing, Commander in Chief, Battlestar Galactica, Smallville, and 24.  That's the things we watch together.  By myself, I also watch what Kathleen calls "guy stuff" (Mythbusters, New Yankee Workshop, This Old House, and The Woodwright's Shop) along with the occasional episode of Powerpuff Girls that I haven't already seen.  Thank god for TiVo.</p>

<p>So, see?  I <i>am</i> cool enough to know to watch Veronica Mars.  Sheesh... :-)</p>]]>
        
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