Things I Couldn't Have Made Up
Two recently encountered items I wish I was creative enough to have made up but that are, amusingly, true. First, from the community bulletin board at an Ashland Safeway:
To help raise awareness of prostate cancer ... we will be sponsoring a "world's cutest baby" contest.
Of course. Naturally. What else?
And from the Ashland Daily Tidings classified ads:
ROOSTER found in back yard. Please call.
Pretty please?